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Friday, October 19, 2007

The Personal Ads of Brad (Mr. Wonderful) Dorsky

BRAD DORKSY - THE REAL LADIE'S MAN (GAG)

Here's his online ad from YahooPersonals
(he posted this one while telling the victim and goodness knows who else, she was 'THE ONLY GIRL FOR HIM' - do they ALL do that?)

TITLE: Ladies where are you?

Age: 29; Mashpee, MA
About Me
First Name:I'll tell you later
Gender:Man seeking a Woman
Marital Status:Single- never married
Body Type:Average
Height:6'0
Eyes:Blue
Hair:Light Brown
Ethnicity: Caucasian (white)
Sense of Humor: Friendly, Clever / Quick Witted, Goofy, Raunchy (you can say THAT again! BLECH - no boundaries, typical narcissist)
Social Setting:Better in small groups, Flirt, Shy at first but warm up quickly (REAL QUICK)
TV Watching:News Junkie, Sports Nut, Reality Show Addict, Documentaries, Movies (you missed PORN Brad!)
Smoking:No
Drinking:Socially
Living Situation:With Parents (you are HOW OLD?)
Have Kids:No
Want (more) kids:Not sure (No one should take the focus away from Mr. Wonderful!)
Education:High School
Employment Status:Full-time
Occupation:Other
Income:Less than $24,999
Religion:Catholic
Attend Services:Never
Political Views:Not political
Astrology:Sagittarius
Languages:English

In my own words
Hello all you sexy ladies, (anyone gullible enough for fall for my line of B.S.)
I'm a musician/sales-retail worker. I am looking for Miss Right and maybe something more. I'm in a band The Hendries. I'm the bassist. I will have a picture of my yummy self (oh PULEEZE, Brad) up soon, we have a site but Yahoo will not let me post it. If you would like to see it let me know and I will e-mail it to you.

What am I looking for? A girl that's a nice person, that's not all about herself all the time. (yeah she has to be all about ME ME ME all the time!) Someone that knows how to have fun and is not shy about it, the wilder the better! I am not a huge club person but I'm not afraid to get up and dance! So if you like what you see write me back.

Sweet dreams all you foxes, (aka POTENTIAL VICTIMS)
BJD

About My Match
Location:Within 100 miles of Mashpee, MA
Age: 18 - 32
Marital Status:Single - never married
Body Type:Slim, Slender, Average, Athletic, Fit, Thick, Voluptuous (ROFLMAO!)
Height:5' 1" - 7' 10"
TV Watching:Couch Potato, Reality show addict, News Junkie, Sports Nut, Sitcoms, Dramas, Movies, I want to be on a game show too, Documentaries, Channel Hopper, Tivo is my best friend
Personality Type:Any
Love Style:Romantic, Passionate, Sensible, Careful (I go for the casual sex ASAP - because the only person I can ever REALLY love is MYSELF!!)
Smoking:Doesn't smoke
Drinking:Drinks socially

(what a prize...... the poor victim was very young & naive - and that's what he likes, young & naive - what a LOSER & PREDATOR!)

ALL HIS PROFILES & MySPACE GONE.... FOR NOW.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Here's a quote from his True Ad that really makes me wonder about what kind of woman he wants...

I would like to meet someone that takes care of themselves somewhat and thats a little wild in a fun way, and a person that has a good head on her shoulders.

Why the "good head on her shoulders", Brad?? So that she could get away from you while there's still time?
He calls himself clever and charming in the ad's TITLE, and of course, in the looks column, he put "very attractive"! How narcissistic!

Anonymous said...

Boy, does he have tickets on himself *vomits*

And does he think that picture of himself is alluring? *LOL*